I clearly have nothing better to do with my life. Mostly reblogs. Supernatural Doctor Who Beautiful Women Art Whatever else catches my eye
things that will instantly improve any movie:
- bickering scientists
how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons
Pacific Rim was so close.
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay
weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew
Anonymous said: I watched the fanfic reading vid. it's not as bad as some but still, screw clevertv for setting them up for that, and screw the teen wolf pr and showrunners. it was really obvious the cast has no idea what fanfic is. they're clueless. it's unfair to fandom, and exploitative to have the cast participate in reading it in the first place.
Other than stomping down whatever was left of the fourth wall when they do this, it bothers me when they make fun of fan works now because they ALSO want to exploit us (possibly for profit) on this new “Collective" they’re hosting on the mtv site.
Which is gross and hypocritical. They don’t respect you. They don’t respect your fandom activities. But they want to cash in on your work.
Lock mtv out of fandom spaces, they are not allowed here.
New Girl - 3x17 - Sister II
This entire sequence was just a delight of sex+ kink. For all the uneven bits in this show, they totally made up for it with this.
Nick: Hey, Schmidt! Hey, Schmidt. Have you seen Abby? Huh? (sultry piano music playing) What are you what are you doing?
Abby: I’m melting chocolate.
(Schmidt spits out the apple)
Schmidt: Abby and I are having sex.
Nick (whispers): What happened to no nonsense, Schmidt?
Schmidt: I’ve really changed my tune on nonsense, Nick. You know, for the life of me, I could not understand the grasp that Jess had on you, but if she came from the same gene pool as this one (chuckles) kudos, my friend. Even if it’s a tenth of what I just experienced…Even if it’s a DeVito/Schwarzenegger split from Twins.
Nick: You calling Jess the DeVito? - What? - Abby, I was supposed to be watching you.
Abby: Go ahead.
Nick: Don’t don’t play tricks with my words. Jess is gonna kill me. She’s gonna say my name in that short, clipped way - where she doesn’t add the “K. What? When she’s mad, she just says “Nic.
Schmidt: Do you really think that the “K” adds to the sound of your name?
Abby: How do you usually say your name? - Nick. Say it without the “K. Nick: - Nic.
Schmidt: It’s the same thing.
Abby: Stop distracting me! Nick, you’re so worried about disappointing Jess.
Schmidt: Relax, man. (Timer pings)
Abby: Okay, you got to get out of here. (Abby picks up the apple and gestures for Schmidt to open his mouth.)
Schmidt: (grunts) (moans) (grunts) (giggles) Oh I choked. I choked, man.
Finally! A scene where kink is just a kind of sex people are having and not the butt of a joke! Happy BDSM! People having a really great time! Oh, I love this!
Damn right she’s building robots in there, she’s a cybernetics genius, she’s running Danger’s restoration program at age 22. If the stuff on her desk isn’t jaeger-related she’s probably making incredibly advanced little machines out of old spare parts just to like relax and unwind after a long day
#WHAT IF MAKO AND NEWT STARTED A GAME OF JUNKYARD WARS: SHATTERDOME#(leaving aside how life in PR-verse is kind of a perpetual Junkyard Wars as it is)#your team has 48 hours to make a coffee machine. prize: now you have a coffee machine
I WANT THIS
# ok but mako? would go super hard at it # can you imagine after pitfall their entire romance would blossom around raleigh presenting her with interesting spare parts # they’d be sitting in her room together with mako tinkering at her desk and raleigh in bed reading # and at some point mako gives a long frustrated sigh and raleigh immediately perks up # what is it my sun-and-stars what aspect of your work is less than perfectly satisfying how can i help # and mako just smiles a little and says oh it’s alright # just that this could be improved so much if i had a thingy # raleigh takes precisely 3.27 minutes to avoid suspicion before he sprints out of the room # and runs down to where alison is now overseeing maintenance # DO YOU HAVE A THINGY says raleigh # no? says alison # OK BUT CAN YOU GET ONE says raleigh # yee-es says alison at length. but it’ll be hard. thingies don’t grow on trees you know # WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT says raleigh # alison smiles a slow feline smile # earlier that evening newt had come down to maintenance with a bad case of mouth diarrhea and a distraught hermann in his wake # for god’s sake hermann had begged. i will pay you anything just give him a thingy or i swear i will murder him. # alison has seen the future # it is bright and includes her running a thingy mafia
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS CAT BEFORE
HER NAME IS TAMA
AND SHE’S THE STATIONMASTER AT A TRAIN STATION IN JAPAN
SHE GREETS ALL THE PASSENGERS
AND SHE HAS HER OWN OFFICE
AND SHE’S PAID IN CAT FOOD
AND SHE IS A FUCKING EXECUTIVE OF A FUCKING RAILROAD STATION
AND LOOK AT HER
the trains are decorated with cartoon versions of her since she’s their mascot as well
MAN YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE TRAIN MORE TOO THOUGH!!
FOR ONE THERES A LITTLE LIBRARY INSIDE WITH CHILDREN’S BOOKS!!
AND TAMA THEMED COUCHES AND BACKBOARDS!!!
AND THE FRONT HAS WHISKERS!!!
I MEAN CHECK THIS OUT!!
A TAMA CAFE!! AN ENTIRE TAMA GIFTSHOP!! TAMA NOTEBOOKS TAMA BAGS TAMA EARRINGS MORE TAMA STUFF I NEVER GOT PICTURES OF!! THERE IS SO MUCH TAMA !! THIS GODDAMN CAT!!
im sure ive reblogged this before but this cat makes me so happy
A Study of New York by Tumble Dry Comics
(x) When a couple of campers decides to set camp in the area, Derek finds himself having to drag Stiles away before he does something rash and stupid and dangerous, like getting noticed by the humans busy littering the lake’s opposite bank. It’s not that he’s fond of Stiles, really. It’s a little hard to be fond of the person responsible for slashing his small and only fishing net, snapping two of his fishing rods all in the space of one night, and generally handing out his live bait like it’s pet treats.
It’s just that Stiles has proven to be almost okay-ish company when he’s not destroying Derek’s equipment. That’s all.
"Let go of me, assface. And you better not be coping a feel!"
"Don’t flatter yourself and. stop. squirming."
What if instead of being proud miserly creatures, all dragons were just super nervous? They hoarded out of financial anxiety and whatnot.
(I doodled a dragon who ended up looking really concerned and I decided to clean it up and draw a few more to go with it. Dragons are the most fun to draw when they are the opposite of fearsome)!!!!!!!
*muffled rap music plays in the distance*
Jordan Kyle of the House Parrish, the First of His Name, the Unburnt, Prince Of Beacon, Keeper of the Pretty Eyes, Deputy of the Sheriff’s Department, and Opener of Doors
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.
I love video games because in game it’s totally OK to run around naked with a big sword collecting soda and chocolate bars
Why does all the cool shit have to be so expensive?
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