I clearly have nothing better to do with my life. Mostly reblogs. Supernatural Doctor Who Beautiful Women Art Whatever else catches my eye

20th August 2014

Post reblogged from crevices with 80,732 notes

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

Source: mdthwomp

20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from THIS IS WHY I'M BROKE with 3 notes

thisiswhyimbroke:

Spray Paint Dry Erase Marker via http://ift.tt/YyL7IL

thisiswhyimbroke:

Spray Paint Dry Erase Marker via http://ift.tt/YyL7IL

20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from crevices with 53,124 notes

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

Source: jacobtheloofah

20th August 2014

Chat reblogged from crevices with 15,836 notes

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Alternate Scene

  • Galadriel: Mithrandir, why the halfling?
  • Gandalf: Why Bilbo Baggins?
  • Galadriel: yeah
  • Gandalf: I dunno. I thought it'd be funny
  • Galadriel: haha it kinda is

Source: neilnevins

20th August 2014

Link reblogged from OK, just one more, then with 290,735 notes

http://nomoreuturns.tumblr.com/post/95280755365/hurpadootdoot-romeoisadick-inbox-inbox →

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here…

20th August 2014

Post reblogged from (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ with 4,219 notes

makepieswakethedead:

i’m all about natasha learning to sign so she still tell clint off for being an idiot when he takes his hearing aids out halfway through her rants.

Source: wearealsoboats

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Devil-May-Care With A Lust For Life with 149,514 notes

gunpowderandspark:

mandala-lore:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

The new Cold War.

Source: beckyybarnes

20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 13,995 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahandersen]

tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahandersen]

Source: sarahseeandersen

20th August 2014

Post reblogged from revert to brightstone with 29,526 notes

pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

Source: mysticpotstickers

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from OK, just one more, then with 16,183 notes

direwolff:

#baseball cap and popped collar: the ultimate disguise #brought to you by two 95 year old super soldier boyfriends #who definitely don’t coordinate their wardrobes #nope #not at all #shut up natasha

Source: direwolff

20th August 2014

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

image

Source: thesoftestbunny

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from NEVERLAND! with 275,645 notes

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

Source: moshita

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ with 348,711 notes

doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

Source: rouxx

20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from revert to brightstone with 98,577 notes

Source: danadelions

20th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 7,485 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]

tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]